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Boooring...

Random picturesAnyway, today in church Rev Lau talked bout love. According to him, there are 4 words in ancient greek which carry the meaning love:

• storge : natural affection which applies to family love
• eros : passionate love, with sensual desire and longing
• philia : most sweet, warm-hearted, gentle and holy love and is usually translated as friendship
• agape : unconditional love

so, what type of love do we share then...? =)

MTV WOOORRRRLLLLDDDD STAGE!!!

yeah babey!!! MTV WORLDSTAGE ROCKS MAN!!!! well, except for the part that my feet were being stepped for countless time and that i was pushed so hard that i got separated from zhi yuin and oh, all the sweat and rain and aaahhhh, tired legs!!! but its all worth it! =PAnyway, we got to sunway pyramid around 2 i think, we spent some time in the arcade, snapping photos and to shop before we finally decided to redeem the ticket. but guess what, when we got there(the counters of sunway lagoon), what we could see was a whole long queue of people standing under the hot sun. i was like, shit man! we should have come earlier. Just then, i spotted someone who looked extremely familiar to me line. so i quickly search for his name in my phone and dialled his number..
me: hey Jordan! are you in a pink shirt now?
Jordan: what the... how you know?
Just then, he turned and saw me. I walked straight to him and begged him to redeem the ticket for me but then he said the voucher serves as the ticket so he can't do me the favour. I was like damn it, real disappointed and was about to line up right at the back there when zhi yuin suggested we asked him to let us cut queue =P but then i was too shy to ask him face to face so i gave him a call and hell yeah, lucky for us, he said okay!!

hehe, sorry for those who were behind!! the sun was just too hot, we can't stand it =P
Anyway, the concert was just aweeesssoooooommmeeee with hoobastank, boys like girls, raygun, pixie lott, and above all, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS rocking the house!!!

Haha I like this one! XD

Idiots are Clever People

Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the Gates of Heaven, where the Devil was standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore it was agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!"
The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole."
The idiot went to Heaven.

Random pictures

Last Saturday i was in such a good mood that i thought i should do a good deed of the day. So, i went to the park to feed those little starving mosquitoes for about one and a half hour and by the time i was about to leave, i had already been turned into a WALKING CORPSE.

While i was "feeding" these monstrous creatures, this cute little boy came up to me and talked to me. He's just so cute that i can't help snapping a picture of him. =P

This was how i looked like after one and a half hour. Exhausted + bloodthirst!!

Banana in 7-Eleven?!

LMFAO yeah, that's true! Last Saturday, I stopped by 7-Eleven to get some tit-bits before tuition when i spotted these bananas.. =.= I'm guessing nowadays people are just soooo busy that 7-Eleven needs to start selling bananas to make sure people consume sufficient fruits huh? XD

FEVER!!!

DAMN!! I'm having fever man!! wth? but whatever happens, i swear to God that i'll make sure i make it to MTV Worldstage!!! seriously i don't mind even if i have to risk my life(and put others at risk as well =P i'm selfish huh?) but i really NEEDA MAKE IT THERE!! ALL AMERICAN REJECTS ROCKS MAN!! wooohhooooooo!!!!!!! XD

"Most of them start with sore throat and dry cough associated with fatigue and cold intolerance for a few days followed by a cylindrical fever which usually occurs in the evening. Watery runny nose occurs about one day after the onset of fever and is usually transient unless there is a secondary bacterial infection.

Some patients may have diarrhoea at this stage. Some have milder disease with low grade fever. Note that there is no bone or joint pain or severe headache as opposed to dengue, and that in dengue, there is usually no symptoms of runny nose."

Adapted from STAR Views "Don't withhold anti-virals" by Dr. Saasiah Sulaiman.

Well, so these are the symptoms of A(H1N1) flu. Let's see, i'm now having sore throat and dry cough since this morning and 3 hours ago a low grade fever has occured to me but now i'm rid of it =) I have no diarrhoea and no watery runny nose so i guess i'm safe, for now? =X